var ptrRand = Math.round((Math.random()*8)+1);
switch (ptrRand) {
case 1:
document.write('When we say fantasy sports,
we mean FANTASY sports!');
break;
case 2:
document.write('Putting the Fantasy back
into Fantasy Sports!');
break;
case 3:
document.write("Let's get it on!");
break;
case 4:
document.write('The most fantasy you can get
in your fantasy sports!');
break;
case 5:
document.write('Kick some orcish ass today!');
break;
case 6:
document.write('Where your GAME FACE
has TUSKS!');
break;
case 7:
document.write('Where you learn the value
of a good suit of armor!');
break;
case 8:
document.write('Beating the hell out
of the competition!');
break;
case 9:
document.write('Play hard or DIE!');
break;
}